Geek Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm not ashamed to be married to you, but if the other geeks saw I married a beautiful woman, I'd lose my geek status.'

"You need to stop beginning every sentence with, 'technically.'"

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'That's about it so far, Son.'

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Evolution.

"One more time, Mr Claus - who sold you the data?"

"Where's the business end of this thing?"

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

Gen-Next Library

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"