Geek Culture Aficionado Gifts

'You spend 90 hours a week on that computer so as your best friend, it's my responsibility to tell you to GET A LIFE!'

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

You in line? For two hours.* Computer Villa. *Translated from geek. What's taking so long? Guy's been with her forever. The Dom Salesperson. Get on all fours and go into debt! Make me buy something.

Geekasaurus.

Before Cordless Light Sabers

Geek on Wheaties Box.

'Before you take me, settle a bet. Are you considered hardware or software?'

'A fight has broken out between Dr. Who fans and Star Trek fans. No hurry, the likelihood of anyone getting hurt is very small.'

Alpha males through the ages!

"This is embarrassing. Do you have it in something other than Comic Sans?"

"That's gotta be some awesome 'hold music'!"

Star Wars convention...

"Yes, Frank, executive backpacks are cool, but not emblazoned with superheroes."

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Board Game Hunter

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

Knights of the Square Table.

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

On the internet no one knows you're a nerd.

Alien: "I'm here to negotiate my new contract with George Lucas !"

"You asked to see me, boss?" "Yes, Rudy. We have a serious problem here." "I'm going to need you to stop humming the 'Star Wars' theme 24/7." "Disney is notoriously litigious. If they catch wind that you're publicly performing the theme, they may sue the cafe for royalties." "Daaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh daaaaaaa... daaaa... duh-duh-duh... wait, what?" "If you cost me my livelihood, I'll do to you what Han did to that Tauntaun."

"I have designed us new, steam-powered space suits."