Geek Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

''The meek'? -- I meant for the geeks to inherit the Earth.'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Your constant insistence that our son embrace new technology has back fired.'

'I used to think he was one of us, but because of his limited technical skills, I'm demoting him to 'dwarf geek' status.'

The Losers Lounge:'I like going there — they always give me VIP treatment.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

'What a ripoff! Those guys aren't nerds - they're dorks!'

Mr. Egghead and Son

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Nerd tryouts.

Sexual chemistry set

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Washroom Doors: Men, Women, Computer Whiz.

The First 3-D Thanksgiving

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."