Geek Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm a software engineer, so I can confirm it works by magic.'

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

''The meek'? -- I meant for the geeks to inherit the Earth.'

"I heard someone was looking for a dungeon master."

'This is your idea of hitting the local hotspots?'

'Your constant insistence that our son embrace new technology has back fired.'

'I used to think he was one of us, but because of his limited technical skills, I'm demoting him to 'dwarf geek' status.'

The Losers Lounge:'I like going there — they always give me VIP treatment.'

'First you must prove your worthiness.'

'It's a beautiful pocket protector, however, I would have preferred a corsage.'

'What a ripoff! Those guys aren't nerds - they're dorks!'

Mr. Egghead and Son

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Talk nerdy to me."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Nerd tryouts.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

Sexual chemistry set

Nobody mourned Sir Dad-Joke.

"I feel a great disturbance in The Force."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Board Game Hunter

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Before Cordless Light Sabers

'Why do they call these conventions when everyone here is so unconventional?'

'Why haven't you asked me for my Vulcan password?'

'As part of the company's spirit of openness, I've decided to tell you all a little about the real me.'