Brainy Dater Pillows

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Sexual chemistry set

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Waterfall of Disappointment

Nervous Student

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"He's a terrible drunk."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Spud dating.

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Nethead strip: Dates

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

Augmented reality check

"So tell me again where you're from."