Brainy Dater Pillows

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Is it that bad?"

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Sexual chemistry set

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.

"How sweet, your hand is trembling."

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"My therapist plays with my brain."

Nervous Student

Waterfall of Disappointment

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Spud dating.

"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."

"He's a terrible drunk."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

Augmented reality check

Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

"So tell me again where you're from."

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum