Blind Dater Pillows

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Tunnel of lurve

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

Are you sure that's not your age?

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

'You must be Olivia.'

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'