Blind Date Enthusiast Pillows

'Anyone can arrange a blind date, only truly great ones can arrange a whole relationship.'

I'm a feminist. I think that's cute!

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

Tunnel of lurve

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

"So tell me again where you're from."

Are you sure that's not your age?

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'