Blind Date Adventurer Pillows

'My blind date describes himself as a product of the 70's. I hope I recognize him.'

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'You must be Spam?..'

No, your being Asian wouldn't stop me from going on a date with you.

'You must be Olivia.'

'Excuse me, but you wouldn't be Gloria Lushbody, would you?'

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"I work as a male model and have a great imagination."

"You look a lot different than your dating site photo."

Love from the Heart

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'Don't even think about it!'

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Tunnel of lurve

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'