Blind Date Explorer Pillows

"You'll love Adrian, he's full of fun."

'Rumour has it that his friend is hung like a horse.'

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"So tell me again where you're from."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

Are you sure that's not your age?

'You must be Olivia.'

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'