Blind Date Explorer Mugs

"You'll love Adrian, he's full of fun."

'Rumour has it that his friend is hung like a horse.'

"My mom set up this blind date, but then again, her favorite TV show is 'Beauty and the Beast'."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'Are you fit, attractive male...?'

'You must be Olivia.'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

Are you sure that's not your age?

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

'When I said in my on-line profile that I was athletic, I meant that I like watching sports!'

'Hey, what is this? You said tall, dark and handsome!'

Some blind dates work out just fine.