'My blind date describes himself as a product of the 70's. I hope I recognize him.'
Blind Date Adventurer Gifts
Seeking a creative gift for someone who loves the thrill of new experiences and spontaneous adventures? Our collection celebrates the blind date explorer with humorous and heartfelt items that capture their curiosity and zest for life. Whether they’re planning their next surprise journey or reminiscing about past escapades, our products add a playful touch to their adventurous spirit.
"You're not at all like your answering machine."
"Your nose was so much smaller in your Tinder photo."
"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."
'You must be Spam?..'
No, your being Asian wouldn't stop me from going on a date with you.
'You must be Olivia.'
'Excuse me, but you wouldn't be Gloria Lushbody, would you?'
"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."
"I work as a male model and have a great imagination."
"Your Facebook page said nothing about you being a dung beetle!"
"You look a lot different than your dating site photo."
Love from the Heart
"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"
He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.
"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."
Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?
"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"
'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'
"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"
'He's narrating it, I just know it.'
"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."
"Your profile said you were a dog."
'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'
'Don't even think about it!'
A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.
"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."
Tunnel of lurve
"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"
"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"
Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !
"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."
As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'
Blind Date Adventurer Gifts Collection
Blind Date Adventurer Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs designed for the blind date adventurer, perfect for adding a bit of humor and inspiration to their morning routine.
Blind Date Adventurer Pillows
Discover pillows that celebrate the excitement of new love and adventures—an ideal gift for the spirited explorer.
Blind Date Adventurer Prints
Browse our prints that capture the fun and excitement of blind date adventures, inspiring for any space or occasion.
Blind Date Adventurer T-Shirts
Check out our fun t-shirts made for the thrill-seeker in every blind date adventure. Perfect for spontaneous outings or cozy days at home.