Blind Date Adventures Gifts

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"Your Facebook page said nothing about you being a dung beetle!"

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Tunnel of lurve

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

'I seem to be very conservative but secretly, I'm a rebel - I don't wear pants.'

"So tell me again where you're from."

Are you sure that's not your age?

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

"Online I said I was 'blond and curvy', I didn't say I was a woman!"

'You must be Olivia.'

'Aunt Val's pretty cool. . . Kind of hot actually. . . for an older lady.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."