Blind Dates Gifts

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

Lucy is having second thoughts about this blind date.

'It is so nice going out with a man who isn't weird.'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

Did you have to come far

'I'm from the computer dating agency.'

"Your dad sure is a sport! Guess what he slipped me??"

'I presume you're here seeking a nice male troll?'

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Tunnel of lurve

Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'You must be Olivia.'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

Are you sure that's not your age?

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"So tell me again where you're from."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

"...Now they're playing tape number 7710K. It starts with Johnny Mathis hits arranged for strings and woodwind, then goes on to Mister Henry Mancini. After that..."