It was the first blind date she'd been on where she wished she was actually blind.
First Blind Date Gifts
Looking for a memorable way to commemorate that nervy, exciting first blind date? Our collection offers witty mugs, tees, pillows, and prints designed to celebrate new romantic adventures. Perfect for remembering the thrill and the laughs along the way.
"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.
Romance
"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"
It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
Why we need poetry. . .
Carbon Dating.
'The heart and eyes feel nothing, but the stomach and ears are completely infatuated.'
Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.
An historic event in Candyland: When M met M
"Something romantic, perhaps?"
"First date hairball... awkward."
Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.
What nationality were your parents? North or south Poles?
"Let's say you've always wanted to make someone a mixtape to show them how much you care about them. What's the best order? Do you start with songs about how rich you are before moving on to the songs about love? Or vice versa?. . .What order would best simulate sincerity?"
'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'
"Did you bring any protection with you?"
"She's just being Koi."
Wine Selection 'Here we are. Our cheapest house wine. Would the gentleman care to smell the twisty cap?'
Romance
"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"
I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.
Asking out a palm reader.
"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"
'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'
'That reminds me of the blind date I had last weekend!'
'Your place or mine?'
'Your stab at ordering the wine in French went well.'
"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"
'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'
'Harvey, did you notice what a beautiful full moon we have tonight?'
"Dessert?""No thanks, I'm stuffed."
First Blind Date Gifts Collection
First Blind Date Mugs
Explore our mug collection for funny, charming designs that celebrate the joys and jitters of a first blind date.
First Blind Date Pillows
Discover cozy pillows that add a touch of fun and comfort, celebrating the excitement of a first blind date.
First Blind Date Prints
Browse our art prints to commemorate this special milestone—ideal for adding a personal touch to their love story.
First Blind Date T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirt range for witty and charming apparel perfect for anyone on a first blind date adventure.