"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"
Going On A Blind Date Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone about to go on a blind date? Our collection offers fun, witty, and comforting items that add a smile to their special journey. Perfect for supporting their confidence or just adding a bit of humor to the big day. Whether it's for a close friend, a partner, or yourself, our products resonate with the excitement and nerves of a first encounter. Celebrate new adventures with gifts that capture the joy, uncertainty, and fun of going on a blind date.
"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"
"Of course you know nothing about me, whenever I try to tell you something you fall asleep!"
'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'
"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."
"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."
'Rumour has it that his friend is hung like a horse.'
Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose
'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'
'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'
'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'
"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."
"Steve told me there are a couple things I should mention about your blind date before they get here. He prefers 'Little Person' to 'Midget', and 'Busser' to 'Busboy.'"
Chance Meeting
"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."
"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"
'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'
'He's narrating it, I just know it.'
"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"
"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."
"Your profile said you were a dog."
"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."
"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."
"You're not at all like your answering machine."
'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'
A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.
"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."
"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."
As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!
Tunnel of lurve
Gee, this is my lucky night. You see, when it comes to women, I'm not a leg man; I'm not a breast man; I'm a punctuation man. ! !
"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"
"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"
Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."
Are you sure that's not your age?
Going On A Blind Date Gifts Collection
Going On A Blind Date Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring witty themes perfect for anyone heading on a blind date. Add a splash of humor to their special day!
Going On A Blind Date Pillows
Check out our cozy pillows with funny and uplifting designs, ideal for anyone gearing up for a first romantic outing.
Going On A Blind Date Prints
Discover empowering and humorous prints that celebrate new beginnings and brighten up any space for those going on a blind date.
Going On A Blind Date T-Shirts
Find playful and supportive t-shirts crafted for those about to embark on a blind date. Great for making them smile and feel confident.