Going On A Blind Date Pillows

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

"Tell me about yourself. Any weird genes or anything?"

"Of course you know nothing about me, whenever I try to tell you something you fall asleep!"

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"It's not a completely blind date - he sent me some promotional material."

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."

'Rumour has it that his friend is hung like a horse.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'

'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'

'How are Rod and Cindy getting on?' 'Like a house on fire!'

"I've been wanting you two to meet. You both have the same seasonal allergies."

"Steve told me there are a couple things I should mention about your blind date before they get here. He prefers 'Little Person' to 'Midget', and 'Busser' to 'Busboy.'"

Chance Meeting

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

"Alone bad. Boyfriend good!"

'He's narrating it, I just know it.'

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

"Wow! This was sure one heck of a blind date!"

"Don't panic, she'll be back. We lock the washroom windows from the outside."

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

'I don't believe in blind dates... the last time I got fixed up I got neutered.'

"On the internet nobody knows you're a dog, but in person..."

"A high forhead can often be a sign that they've stolen a really big brain."

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

"I guess I misunderstood when you said you were a 'fan dancer.'"

Tunnel of lurve

"I've always been attracted to small architectural details."

As luck would have it the hunchback's blind date turned out to be a hunchbelly!

Body language interpreters - "He likes you and wishes to dance with you." "That's a get lost."

'Yes, I did agree to a double date. However, taking two women out at the same time isn't what I expected!'

'You must be Olivia.'

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.