'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'
Brainy Dater Gifts
Looking for a gift that truly resonates with your brainy dater? Our collection features unique, witty products specially designed for the intellectually curious and creatively inclined. Whether it's a clever mug for their coffee breaks, a fun t-shirt that sparks conversation, cozy pillows for their lounge, or artistic prints to adorn their space—find a gift that celebrates their smarts and creativity. Perfect for birthdays, special occasions, or just because, these thoughtfully crafted items add personality and wit to any setting. Surprise your favorite brainy dater with a gift that understands their unique blend of intelligence and creativity.
"Is it that bad?"
On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.
Sexual chemistry set
"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"
When Love In The Laboratory Turns Sour.
"How sweet, your hand is trembling."
"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."
'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'
Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies
"My therapist plays with my brain."
Nervous Student
Waterfall of Disappointment
"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."
'Would you like to come in for a rejection?'
"She says you sound like 'fun'!"
'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST
Turning off the thinking lightbulb at home time.
"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"
"Don't worry, I'm a doctor."
"I like anything but long walks on the beach."
"So you're saying if I wasn't so smart, I'd have more friends?"
Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...
Spud dating.
"Tell your date you're a vegetarian before he orders that expensive gourmet dinner."
"He's a terrible drunk."
'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'
Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"
'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'
'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'
Augmented reality check
Cafe. It didn't go well? That date was selected for you by a sophisticated statistical algorithm. Lots of math, but no chemistry.
Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.
"So tell me again where you're from."
I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum
Brainy Dater Gifts Collection
Brainy Dater Mugs
Looking for more witty mugs that celebrate your brainy dater’s cleverness? Explore our collection of humorous and intelligent designs.
Brainy Dater Pillows
Find more charming pillows that add personality and humor to your brainy dater’s space. Perfect for cozying up with a good book or a witty moment.
Brainy Dater Prints
Discover more artistic prints that capture your brainy dater’s smart and creative personality. These pieces make inspiring additions to any room.
Brainy Dater T-Shirts
Want more fun t-shirts for your creatively inclined and witty brainy dater? Check out our range of smart, stylish tees that speak their language.