Witty Dater Gifts

Looking for a gift that captures the playful spirit of your witty dater? Our collection offers humorous and charming products designed to delight those who love a good joke and enjoy witty banter. Whether it's a special date, an anniversary, or just because, these thoughtful gifts celebrate the fun side of love and dating with clever designs and amusing sayings that are sure to bring smiles.

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"He's a terrible drunk."

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"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company." mockup

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?" mockup

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

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On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this. mockup

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

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"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

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Bangers and Mash

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.' mockup

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

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"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses." mockup

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

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Crow and fox

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"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?" mockup

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

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Waterfall of Disappointment

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Jokes machine.

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"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!" mockup

"Are we ‘still working’? No, we’re still eating. You, however, are ‘still working’—now get lost!"

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"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

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"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy." mockup

"Do excuse me, I've got a nuttiness allergy."

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LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.' mockup

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

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The Algonquin Round Table

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'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.' mockup

'The bar association barred me from going before the bar...So I came to a bar.'

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"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?" mockup

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

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"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'" mockup

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

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Bat out of Hell

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The Gilmore Girls

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When Stupid People Get an Idea

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Cold caller.

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"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights." mockup

"Tell her I'm exercising my twenty-first amendment rights."

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"So, what is your star sign?"

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"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married." mockup

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

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'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.' mockup

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

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'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?' mockup

'Fancy a good time - no strings attached?'

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'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.' mockup

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

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"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

"I like anything but long walks on the beach." mockup

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

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"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'." mockup

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

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'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.' mockup

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

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Witty Dater Gifts Collection

Witty Dater Mugs

Explore our collection of witty mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for your witty dater, making every morning a little brighter.

Witty Dater Pillows

Discover humorous and clever pillows that your witty dater will love—ideal for brightening up any room with jokes and personality.

Witty Dater Prints

Browse our witty prints that make great gifts for daters who love to add a splash of humor to their home decor.

Witty Dater T-Shirts

Check out our funny t-shirts designed for witty daters—perfect for adding humor and charm to any casual outfit.