Witty Flirt Gifts

"Do you struggle endlessly through here often?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

'Do you come here often?'

Heart To Heart

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Cold caller.

The Gilmore Girls

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"Wanna go out?"

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

"He's a terrible drunk."

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

"My husband would get out and change the tire, but he has a lug nut allergy."

'Sweet, Caroline?'

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

Under Canvas

This beer has given me the courage to invite you back to my place. This wine has given me the courage to invite you to drop dead.

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"