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"Do you struggle endlessly through here often?"

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

'Do you come here often?'

The Gilmore Girls

Cold caller.

When Stupid People Get an Idea

"Wanna go out?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Heart To Heart

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'How many husbands have I had? Do you mean excluding my own?'

"Tom, we've started a little office pool on how long it'll take me to get your job. Want in?"

"Sure, you're an elephant, but you're not at all elephantine."

'The part I like best about sex is when I light a cigarette and say next.'

'Can we just do this pass-fail?'

"Your Honor, I would like the record to state that Mr. Katzman is a 'hostile witness'."

"He's a terrible drunk."

Edwina momentarily considered sarcasm. . .

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'Dear Oscar, such a dry sense of humour.'

Under Canvas

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"Yes I do like intelligent women - what a stupid question!"