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'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"Call me, Ishmael."

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

'Do you come here often?'

"Wanna go out?"

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

"And he has such soulful eyes."

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

Hello, sugar lumps? Oh, wrong number? May I call you sugar lumps anyway?

'What a six pack.'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."

"Let's make romance non-fiction."