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'If I may paraphrase Dr. Martin Luther King, I have a dream that one day I will not be judged by the color of my money, but by the content of my pants.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

"Recess does things to a man."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

...The origin of the word daisy is from Anglo Saxon 'Daes Eage,' literally meaning 'days eye' because daisies open at dawn.'

"Call me, Ishmael."

'Do you come here often?'

'Yeah, but this time she just said no -- there wasn't any hysterical laughter!'

"Wanna go out?"

'Have a drink while I slip into something comfortable.'

Where's the last chapter? It's not finished yet. It's where the writer sleeps with the publisher after he agrees to publish her novel.

'Go on, have one drink with me.'

'Sweet, Caroline?'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'So...your shelf or mine?...' (a book in a bar trying a pickup line)

"I was quite a successful writer once...what sort of books are you interested in?"

"You've got a green light - use it!"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

'Who says suave sophistication is dead?'

'Oh, your mouth is saying 'Bow wow', Dolores, but your eyes are saying 'Woof'!'

"I guess you could say we're into each other."

'You have two of the most beautiful legs in the world. I counted them.'

'Book shop. Just browsing thanks.'

"You are a very beauty woman. May I buy you a coke?"

"We may have the same books, but we highlight entirely different passages."

'What a six pack.'

"Let's make romance non-fiction."

'You can have these for nothing. They're the same ones you had on when you came in.'

'-and give me a ring when you get any more in!'

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

"I'm missing a significant other person in my life."

'No, sorry, I just work here.'

"Tell the messenger I'm almost done with my sext."