Brainy Chef Gifts

"Mama and I fixed a lovely dinner. I used the right side of my brain, and she used the left side of her brain."

The Origins of Everything

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Man embarrassed by a schoolboy's superior knowledge of Greek

Cook in the cookery section.

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Nervous Student

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

'It's a sad case -- amnesia AND identity theft.'

'Amazing this pizza looks just like a brain scan of someone who's experiencing apophenia'

Lost and Profound.

"Don't worry they're all part of my team."

"I don't know why I'm here - I don't need a haircut."

"Let's see if I understand: your brain can't be upgraded with additional memory, and to make matters even worse, untold thousands of those brain cells die each day?"

Doctor with pump: 'Hold on a second while I inflate his ego.'

Cutting down the Brain

Stock Market Psychology: 'Buy with the leftside of your brain, sell with the rightside!'

Vestibular Nerve: What it takes for a Vestibular System to wear paisleys with with pin stripes.

'The mind-body problem is best expressed in the formulation...OOf!'

'You're in denial.'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Dr.Phil McGraw

"There's gotta be something profound in here...."

'Honestly, dear, brains again?'

They're brothers. One is very intelligent. The other is a baseball pitcher who constantly cheats. They both have a lot on the ball!

"Well, it's logical: we're not really strong like wolves or hounds, so we need to use our brains..."

"The Doctor here is an expert at hot-wiring the consumer brain."

'Think fast!'

"Hi you're on my brain"

"So here we see how Covid-19 is also damaging the brain."

Umbrella.

I'm the computer expert you advertised for.

"Pretend you're a zombie and the cauliflower is a brain."

Paradigms: Gravity - Evolution by natural selection - A watched autoclave never boils.

'I hate it, but it is brain food.'