Nerdy Dater Gifts

Sexual chemistry set

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Waterfall of Disappointment

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

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"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

"He's a terrible drunk."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Spud dating.

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

'You must be Olivia.'

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

"So tell me again where you're from."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

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