Nerdy Dater Prints

Sexual chemistry set

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"Talk nerdy to me."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.

I really think I can handle this date on my own. Lemme ask you something. Would you trust me alone with a ybot 340? An Xbox 360? They changed the name? Okay. But you cannot hit on my date. I'm only here to help.

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

"Now remember, if I jump out the window, I want to leave."

'Next, time, we'll meet at my place.'

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

Waterfall of Disappointment

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"I'm not very good at sex, but what do you say to eight hours uproarious sleep?"

Single men in Tahiti

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

Spud dating.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"He's a terrible drunk."

'Romance-minded clown in hot pursuit of woman'

"I like anything but long walks on the beach."

'But how can we be sure the dating service didn't make a mistake?'

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

'Single Heating and Cooling technician in search of intelligent, attractive woman. Send picture of your furnace & AC.'

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Florist. You're taking your new girlfriend to the aviary for Valentine's Day? Yes -- It's a cheap date.

I'm thinking that for our first date, we should go to the "please touch" museum

"Boy, your sister wasn't kidding when she said you were the face of the company."

'You must be Olivia.'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

"So tell me again where you're from."

"I'm a fancier of dogs and interesting men."

'Well. I gotta admit, she did say in her profile that she's an old-fashioned girl!'