Nerdy Romance Seekers Gifts

Dating Service: 'Dang Cursed again with manliness'

"Talk nerdy to me."

Love at First Sight

Right click for yes...

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sexual chemistry set

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'Are you sure this is the Tunnel of Love?'

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."

"Are you 'distinguished connoisseur of offbeat eating establishments'?"

'What are you doing on Saturday night?'