Nerdy Romance Seekers Gifts

Dating Service: 'Dang Cursed again with manliness'

"Talk nerdy to me."

Love at First Sight

Right click for yes...

"Something romantic, perhaps?"

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

Sexual chemistry set

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Cupid and stork ambush young couple.

"Well, I've come this close to asking out Sylvia Sanchez. But I'm just an average guy! Nothing about me says 'I'm cool! Look at me!'"

'Marriage? With all your pre-existing conditions Reggie, my HMO would never approve of you'

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

'I fu*@!Ng hate you!!!'

'What I meant by 'quark' in 'Finnegans Wake' was a hypothetical particle with a fractional electric charge.

'Just you and me babe! It is so romantic!'

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

THE WINE LOVERS - man and woman anticipate sex after getting drunk, but then fall asleep

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

'Oh, come on, Theima - for once in your life do something wild and crazy.'

"I have to admit, that's the first time I'd ever heard the term 'tech support' incorporated into wedding vows."

Doppler scores with his blue suit.

I'm looking for a man who's not wrapped up in his career. I want his career to be me. I was just imagining working my way up.

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

"Wow. How do we pick a honeymoon destination when they're all so glamorous?"

'Are you sure this is the Tunnel of Love?'

Today is "twosday": Tuesday 2-22-22! To celebrate, this twosome presents "twotoonsday"! Two toothless toucans in tutus. Two twenty-two twenty-two times two ... too!

Octopus Romance with Sea Mine

'Maybe installing luxury boxes was a bit optimistic."

"Hell, I'm from the dating agency. Can I move in with you."