Today is "twosday": Tuesday 2-22-22! To celebrate, this twosome presents "twotoonsday"! Two toothless toucans in tutus. Two twenty-two twenty-two times two ... too!
Date Nerd Gifts
Looking for a gift for your date nerd? Discover clever, thoughtful presents that speak their language—combining humor, charm, and a love for all things romantic and geeky. From quirky mugs to witty tee-shirts, showcase your affection with a personal touch that they'll appreciate every day.
The Computer Bore
"Talk nerdy to me."
Producer, Director and Novelizer.
First Novels.
"My novel is not a doorstop!"
John Bunyan
On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,
Trilby - 'Je prong!'
It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation
A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.
"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"
WiFi Signals
"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"
Standard endings for sci-fi movies...
Sexual chemistry set
What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years
Jack London
''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'
Moby Dick
'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'
He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.
Addicted to reading
Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine
"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."
Encyclopedic Novel Slam.
Reading
Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp
Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies
"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"
"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."
"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."
Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."
Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!
Fiction. Mystery. History.
Date Nerd Gifts Collection
Date Nerd Mugs
Discover our collection of witty and romantic mugs perfect for your date nerd. A great way to start mornings with a smile and a laugh.
Date Nerd Pillows
Find the perfect pillow to add some nerdy love to their cozy corner. Soft, funny, and personal.
Date Nerd Prints
Decorate their space with art that combines wit and romance. Our prints celebrate the nerdy love that makes their heart smile.
Date Nerd T-Shirts
Explore our range of clever and charming t-shirts designed for your favorite nerdy romantic. Wear your heart and humor proudly!