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The Computer Bore

"Talk nerdy to me."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

John Bunyan

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

WiFi Signals

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Sexual chemistry set

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Moby Dick

Addicted to reading

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"