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Today is "twosday": Tuesday 2-22-22! To celebrate, this twosome presents "twotoonsday"! Two toothless toucans in tutus. Two twenty-two twenty-two times two ... too!

The Computer Bore

"Talk nerdy to me."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

WiFi Signals

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

Sexual chemistry set

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

Jack London

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Moby Dick

'Single math professor in search of an intelligent woman. Send an example of your favorite equation.'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Addicted to reading

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Reading

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

Einstein's Theory of Relativity For Dummies

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

Fiction. Mystery. History.