Romantic Nerd T-Shirts

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

First Novels.

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

John Bunyan

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

Moby Dick

''Animal Farm' by George Orwell is definitely my favourite book...'

Jack London

What Harper Lee's REALLY been up to all these years

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

Addicted to reading

"Name your sources."

Encyclopedic Novel Slam.

Short story. Collected works. The Tolstoy gulp

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

"Shall I buy you a manual typewriter and break your legs?"

Reading

"We'd like to publish it, do nothing to promote it, and watch it disappear from the shelves in less than a month."

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

Fiction. Mystery. History.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

Mark Twain

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."