Nerdy Romantics T-Shirts

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Graffitti.

Consenting Adults.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

"Well, hello there yourself!"

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

Carbon Dating.

"You need a mint."

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"Not on my watch..."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Tunnel of Dove.

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

Tinder for dogs

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

"An assortment of severed plant genitalia. Is there a subtext I should be aware of?"