Nerdy Romantics T-Shirts

Beware of geeks bearing gifts.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Right click for yes...

Relationship counselor: 'She started behaving strangely, and our man-machine interface has become unpredictable.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Sexual chemistry set

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

Why Radio Astronomers often strike out.

Graffitti.

Consenting Adults.

"But seriously do you think my eclectic knowledge of the history of the development of the claw hammer makes me more of a sex magnet?"

"It's a beautiful ring. She'll definitely pause for a moment before saying no."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

"Well, hello there yourself!"

"I'm hooking up with this guy who makes the funniest typos."

"You need a mint."

Carbon Dating.

Cat Love Ads: "Are you; 'Stubborn, lazy, unfaithful and psychopathic...with no sense of humour?""

'What's your favourite operating system?' - 'I don't have one.' - 'Well, you killed that conversation.' - 'It deserved to die.'

"Of course we were made for each other. We were cloned in a laboratory!"

'I hate to rush you, but I'm getting a leg cramp.'

"Not on my watch..."

"You must be a computer geek, because I've never had anyone ask me to accept their 'Terms of Use' before a date."

Tunnel of Dove.

Bio Lab. The experiments indicate olfactory sensing of pheromones might play a role in romantic attraction. Love is blind but it has a great sense of smell!

"That was good, but less tongue next time."

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

'Newly discovered binary love letter from Bill Gates to his high school sweetheart.'

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

'No need to put my details in darlin'... You're the girl for me!'

"Who said that scientists couldn't have hot girlfriends? I made mine with a 3D printer."

Tinder for dogs

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"I'd like to dedicate this next tune to those who have discovered love, gotten married, and wished desperately for death."