Affectionate Nerd T-Shirts

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Love linked

Paint pots in love

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

"I'm sorry, but you didn't recognize me as the Messiah when I had braces and glasses."

'In lieu of a serenade, I brought lemonade.'

"Mommy, look! Tablets from olden days!"

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

Knights of the Square Table.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Brains

'Hey! It's way too early to declare me, 'Nerd of the Century'!'

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

"Stimulating this area of the brain will enable the patient to think of all the clever things he wished he had said."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

"You'll soon get the hang of the simple Linex 3968X with 4936.." Norman began to think he might be better suited to a career in double glazing."

Brain Exercise Video: "Okay, think...and stop...and think, and stop! Stay with me now! Think harder! Feel that burn!"

'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

Nethead strip: Dates

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

"Get names!"

Brain Charger

Uh, I'll be right back - I just have to notify the authorities about something.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

"It's a limited-edition Vulcan Stone of Gol. You know ... from 'Star Trek.'"

A woman taking her heart for a walk.