Fun-loving Nerd T-Shirts

"For my profile I'll be talking about the science you...but what about the fun you?"

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'Do you honestly expect me to believe that fairy tale?

'You had me at 'C - R C = (2 x S X).'

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Programmer Dreams

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

Frank and Ernest's Cerebral Questions. Today's question is would an "elbowhead" be smarter or dumber than a "knucklehead"? (Published originally on October 12, 2015.)

Falling Rock Zone

"Here she is, the girl of my dreams! We're in love and we're going to get married! And she's made out of boxes!"

Monkey Handshake

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

Rubber Ring

Scientist using his microscope to thread a needle to repair his torn shirt.

The college of my choice.

Monster chariot races

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."

"Boogie your socks off."

Large Print Book

"Recently, Ludwig Mizzledorp came up with some startling discoveries in particle physics. I'd like to sing for you some of his equations."

"Hold on, I have an announcement. Facebook password Missywillow 555, please move your car or it will be towed."

Sugar Rush!