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"Still not batman."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"They look like pickles."

Epic Battles

Tunnel of TV

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

'One last thing. I want you each to wear these in the off chance that your reserve chute fails.'

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Ladder of Success. Slide of fun.

Tokyo City Limits

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Computer Fashion Show

Rubber Ring

Robots in disguise.

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

Monkey Handshake

Monster chariot races

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

I for one welcome our new alien overlords

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."