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"Forget it, Shamus, you won't find any truffles hanging around this dump."

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Only Clowns

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

'Business or pleasure?'

Boys Cooking

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I assure you madam, that the uglification factor of this mirror is no greater than the nationally accepted one-to-one standard.'

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'You're honoured, Mr. Coombes - He won't do that for just anyone!'

The End of Summer.

Little known fact: I spent a semester at Reed College in Portland. "Little known facts" are supposed to be momentous. Well, the little known fact is, while I was there, I asked a lady out

Funky Facts: USA.

Did you know a stretched-out intestine can reach all the way to the vending machines> Boy, you learn something new every surgery.

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Cyclist

"Your team should sign that bluebottle, it has chased the ball all over the pitch."

"It feeds blood to our brains...and that makes us smarter!"

Students renaming 'in' and 'out' trays with 'shake it all about'.

"Your father has big shoes to fill!"

'Mom, Dad - this is Jeremy.'

What?! No way are we pushing for a green prom. Eco-club. Do we have to take the fun out of everything? People will totally embrace it if we frame it in the right way. Like? Saving energy by turning the lights down really low! Or using fewer chaperones. I can deal!

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

Hide and Seek

We're filling the void left by no Olympics by having an opening ceremony when removing caps from sodas.

Party games.

"Hi, Mom...I'm home from school! Got any cookies to spare?"