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Balancing two espresso martinis

Clown on bike.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Reese Witherspoon

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

scrabble love

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

Face Painting.

Drive in movies.

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

Playing cards.

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

Champagne

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

Boys Cooking

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

Piers Morgan.

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."