Fun Night Aficionado Pillows

Balancing two espresso martinis

Clown on bike.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

"Even if forced to slave all day, in my mind I'll always play!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Face Painting.

scrabble love

Drive in movies.

"Forget the harps, we can spend Eternity in there."

'Take my advice kid. Enjoy yourself now, because once you get married, your free ranging days are over.'

'What's the big thrill about Budgie Jumping!?'

Playing cards.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"If you get married at the Grammy Awards, can your marriage be annulled at the Country Music Awards?"

'Another balloon animal? And who do you think ends up taking care of these?'

"Well, you said your glasses needed cleaning!"

Champagne

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"This is what I call a home entertainment centre."

'I didn't expect to have remote controls here.'

'I hope this DVD has some worthwhile in-front-of-the-scenes content.'

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'I want my lectures to have entertainment value.'

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"

Boys Cooking

"I was at a party with SO many famous people, I was the only one there I'd never heard of..!"

'He's having so much fun doing his job that I'm going to have to start charging him an admission.'

'That's the last time I'm sitting in the front row!'

"This is Kevin. Kevin was uncool before uncool was cool."

'What's going on at your end?'

"Apparently, I'm fun, but I'm no fun in bed."