Fun Aficionado Pillows

"Funny, hysterical, outrageous"

Party games.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Hey, calm down --- Now, what did you say again?

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

Zombie standup

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Cat box"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Easter Island legs

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

The Fourth Little Pig

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"Vintage? What would you like it to be?"

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"That's not how I sat on you."

"All natural snow cones for sale."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog