Fun Aficionado Prints

"Funny, hysterical, outrageous"

Party games.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Project Length As Measured In Dog Years

Zombie standup

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"What's a patent?"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'

Easter Island legs

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"Cat box"

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Love at First Sight

"How long will we, the descendants of wolves, be content with table scraps and belly rubs?"

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

The Fourth Little Pig

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

'Hi, Doc! I don't think I'm going to need you after all....'

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"That's not how I sat on you."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

"They're so adorable at that age!"

Cut Price

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.