Fun-loving Geek Pillows

"Still not batman."

'Oh, nothing's wrong -- I just expected Earthlings to be taller, that's all.'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Epic Battles

"They look like pickles."

'Marmaduke! What did you do?!!?'

Tunnel of TV

"I’ll tell ya who’s got a ‘dark side’: my cat, that’s who. You should see what she did to my Manolo Blahnik pumps!"

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

'A warm stethoscope? Wow! You guys really are advanced.'

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"The humans would have really enjoyed this."

Spaceship doubling as a cauldron.

Tokyo City Limits

"Do you think there is life on other plants?"

'All right, buddy -- hand over all of Earth's flubber and nobody gets hurt!'

Leaf Dive Score

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Computer Fashion Show

"It's a time machine. I came to show it to you next week but you were busy."

Monkey Handshake

Robots in disguise.

Rubber Ring

"... Now, turn left and go in a straight line for 60 trillion miles."

"Why am I the BUTT of every joke?"

Monster chariot races

"Hi honey! How was Roswell?"

"Houston, we have a problem."

"Take me to David Bowie."

"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."