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"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

Ascent of Machine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Conflating Science and Grammar. The boy threw the ball. What grammatical role does "ball" play in this sentence? An object in motion!

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Neil Armstrong Outtakes

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

Vaccine

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Who can we call?"

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Cliff Notes

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Charles Darwin

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

Why giraffes hate winter

"Nasty sunburn."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Birds with Headphones

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'