Nature-loving Nerd Pillows

"Baldo, you spend too much time on that thing. Why don't you get yourself outside for some fresh air?"

Ascent of Machine.

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

The real reason why flamingos are pink

Vaccine

"Who can we call?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Okay, I see it now...lame in the third hind leg on the left side!'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Nasty sunburn."

Charles Darwin

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

"I get the strange feeling this has happened before."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Birds with Headphones

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'DNA...nature's bar code.'