Nature Nerd Pillows

'I'm getting old: I can still spot a rabbit a kilometre away, but I can't read the newspaper anymore...'

'Good news! Our lobbyist got us on the endangered species list.'

So, what is your handicap little buddy?' - 'I can't fly.

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Hippocratic oath.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

A timber Log about to Login on his computer

"It could be worse. He could be out chasing you know what."

'We've saved the Fauna, but what about the Flora?'

'We've worked out what the creature looked like - now all we need to do is find out why it became extinct.'

'This is what happens when you mess about with nature.'

'DNA...nature's bar code.'

Koala Bare.

'Yes you have to work Earth Day.'

"You should try taking smaller bites!"

"Alright, to coordinate today's pack-hunt, let's all set our two-way radios to channel 35..."

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

"Since this is your first time seeing a rhino, just a friendly note: that’s my horn, not a giant pimple!"

A flock of cursors flying south for the winter

"So, what are you doing after whale-watching season?"

"Today: Meet the goldfinch 3-5 p.m."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

Butterfly Catcher

"It's a six floor walk down."

"Food Fight!"

A frog with their tongue trapped in a venus flytrap

"I get it, Pops! We're dung beetles! Dung! Dung, dung, dung! I accept that!. . . But I don't gotta like it!"

"Let us prey."

Institute of Applied Fruit Picking

"Honestly, no one wants to tread on you."

Black Widow Diet

"You know me, Shirley. Live fast, love hard and leave a trasitional fossil."

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)