Naturalism Nerd Pillows

Mother Nature Takes her Course

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Wildlife

"Usually gardeners only have green thumbs, so you must really spend a lot of time in the garden."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

"The invention of taxidermy."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Rock - see you in a million years!

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Caterpillar Portrait

Freaks of nature exhibit.

Crocodile

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"You're sure it was a Northern Bobwhite?"

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

But there are other pleasures still for the fisherman's delight....for nature is everywhere about him.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

Why giraffes hate winter

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

David Attenborough's Morning

Caliologist