Natural History Nerd Pillows

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Break a leg!...as soon as you evolve one!"

Cankersaurus

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"He conquered the known world - now all he's got is sudoku."

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'I'm sure he was a great guy, but there's a new Pharaoh in town.'

The Age of Reptiles. . .

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

Save the whales. . . Save the pandas. . . Save the planet.

Harry S. Truman

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

Crocodile

The real reason why flamingos are pink

"Believe me it's only an apple."

Pregnant Panda at Edinburgh Zoo: 'Congratulations, Wilkinshaw...'

"I'm afraid you need knee surgery."

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

Stratigraphy

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Cliff Notes

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Charles Darwin

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

Why giraffes hate winter