Natural History Buffs Pillows

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

Life is for the birds.

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

1847 - Bram Stoker, creator of Dracula was born in Dublin.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"I know we just met, but all I got is a twenty-four-hour pass!"

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Shoot, this is nothing, you should have seen how good we had it back in ancient Egypt.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

Sundial Time

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

The First Fire Stick

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

'Too late...looks like they've already been pillaged.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Are we there yet?'

Bees SOS

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

King on the toilet whilst jester laughs because the toilet paper is out of reach.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.