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Stratigraphy

'Take it from me and come back. The future is definitely on land.'

'Einsteiners.'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Sphinx cat and mummy mouse

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I hope you like this, dear. I got the recipe from Gordon Ramses, latest cookery hieroglyphics.'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Stonehenge Explained

Macbeth: Take Two

Crocodile

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

Charles Darwin

Evolution...the wifi rhino.

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'I can hardly wait for someone to invent paper.'

'No, I didn't growl. Did you roar?'

Museum of Bones

David Attenborough

"I prefer your early pieces."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Not Moses

"Don't even think about it."

A Scene From 'Henry V'.