Natural History Enthusiast Pillows

'How did the shoot the lion without breaking the glass?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

"I think he was a celebrity."

The Runaway Horse

Gardener attacked by plants.

Southwark Fair.

Romantic Giraffes

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Polluted geese

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

'Life is great' down on the farm.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Welcome Spring.