Natural History Enthusiast Gifts

'How did the shoot the lion without breaking the glass?'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"You're fired."

'Isn't that cute! They're thanking us.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

I must say a winter wedding certainly saves on confetti!'

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Gardener attacked by plants.

The Runaway Horse

"I think he was a celebrity."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Southwark Fair.

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

'Life is great' down on the farm.

Romantic Giraffes

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

Polluted geese

'I don't like heights...maybe that's why I've had so many low points in my life.'

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

A large leaf falling on a dog

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Welcome Spring.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The International and May Day Terrorism