Natural Historian Gifts

Extinct Species Gallery of the Future?

Owl Through Time

"You're right. We really don't know what the skin looked like."

"It was trick to assemble, as my lab assistant kept taking bones and burying them outside."

Museum. Petrified Forest. What is the petrified forest scared of?

Basic Evolution Theory - "Well how about that."

'Watch where you walk and make sure you wipe your feet before you come back in.'

'Which way to the Prehistoric Welcome Center?'

Ovologist

David Attenborough

"You know it's just a name, right?"

Charles Darwin

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"You're fired."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Gender Equality

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

'In its new 'spirit of evenhandedness,' the U. S. Government today sent troops to occupy all foreign countries....'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Demure lady with gloves

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."