Natural History Buff Gifts

In the Museum of Dinosores.

A hunter stalks evolving animals

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"I prefer your early pieces."

Early Devonian Era Xmas Songs

'Bad news. I hear we're on the extremely endangered species list.'

'Go ahead, but long after you big guys are just museum pieces, roaches'll still be around!'

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

The evolution of man!!

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Dilophosaurus

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Gender Equality

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

International Women's Day

Flags

"What's a patent?"