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In the Museum of Dinosores.

A hunter stalks evolving animals

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"I prefer your early pieces."

No Smoking Beyond This Point.

Early Devonian Era Xmas Songs

'Bad news. I hear we're on the extremely endangered species list.'

'Go ahead, but long after you big guys are just museum pieces, roaches'll still be around!'

'I wonder where Darwin stood on the theory that we are what we eat'

The evolution of man!!

'It's depressing, knowing we're the highest form of life in the whole world.'

'Lately, I've been thinking a lot about evolution. My theory is that it all points to 'survival of the fattest'.'

'Galinosaurus' 'Discovered by V.J. Galin

Dilophosaurus

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"You're losing the audience. Switch to the Powerpoint presentation."

Gender Equality

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Great Chinese Dynasties

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Valuable business advice from some famous disruptive technologies.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"What's a patent?"

Though he created more than 300 products from peanuts, George Washington Carver was unable to change even one of them back into a peanut.

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."