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'You have to be careful about them - They're low on the food chain, but they keep cutting in line.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Taking it easy

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Eat me"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Shellfie

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

Crocodile

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Stratigraphy

Swells - Men's Fashion

Shakespeare's Brain

"I have such strong feelers for you."

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."