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'You have to be careful about them - They're low on the food chain, but they keep cutting in line.'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

An Unexpected Guest.

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Taking it easy

"Eat me"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"I'm an evolution denier. There's no way those people come from us."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Shellfie

Picks your own strawberries....Strangle your own turkeys

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Crocodile

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

Stratigraphy

Swells - Men's Fashion

Shakespeare's Brain

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

'No Bonanza, no Gunsmoke, no Led Zeppelin... what a sad state of affairs this is! I'm glad I'm not in your generation...'